Gale Hawthorne Pick-Up Lines.
When Suzanne Collins made The Hunger Games trilogy.
- Suzanne Collins: Oh you like Thresh?
- Suzanne Collins: *Kills Thresh*
- Suzanne Collins: Oh you like Wiress?
- Suzanne Collins: *Kills Wiress*
- Suzanne Collins: Oh you like Cinna and Portia?
- Suzanne Collins: *Kills Cinna and Portia*
- Suzanne Collins: Oh you hope Bonnie and Twill get to District 13?
- Suzanne Collins: They don't.
- Suzanne Collins: Oh you hate snow?
- Suzanne Collins: *Gives snow a boring death*
- Suzanne Collins: Oh you like Prim?
- Suzanne Collins: Here little girl, hold this parcel.
why would you even comment “my dad died” on a status that’s so stupid ugh
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Opening and Closing Lines
they put you in the friendzone
so you put them in the dead zone
omG
(Source: mangocubes)
“I watch him as he makes his way toward the stage…The shock of the moment is registering on his face, you can see his struggle to remain emotionless, but his blue eyes show the alarm I’ve so often seen in prey.”
“Oh, well, I think. There will be twenty-four of us. Odds are someone else will kill him before I do.”
(Source: bewitchthemind)
(Source: cents-of-humor)
